Humorous Story: 3 Older Women are Strapped In An Electric Chair and Their Last Words are Ridiculous

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning – though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and nothing happens. The executioners immediately kneel, ask for forgiveness and release them.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.”

They throw the switch and nothing else happens. Once again, they all fall on their knees immediately, beg for forgiveness and release them.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the University of Texas and I just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell you now, you can not electrocute anyone if you do not connect that thing.

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